Learn how functional medicine looks deeper so you don’t have to settle for quick "band-aid fixes" or “it’s just stress” ever again.
Bouncing between another doctor's office.
Getting another "normal" lab result.
Hearing another "maybe it's just stress" suggestion.
While inside you're screaming: "THIS ISN'T NORMAL!"
• The bone-crushing fatigue that sleep can't fix
• The brain fog that makes you forget your own phone number
• The unexplained symptoms that keep piling up
• The feeling that you're slowly disappearing into someone you don't recognize
You keep getting "normal" lab results despite feeling awful
You're tired of canceling plans and letting everyone down
You're struggling to keep up at work due to fatigue and brain fog
You've been told "it's just stress" or "it's all in your head"
You've tried endless supplements and quick fixes with no lasting results
You know something's wrong but can't get doctors to listen
You're looking for a quick fix or magic pill
You're not ready to look deeper than surface-level symptoms
You're content with "pushing through" and masking symptoms
Hi, I'm Dr. Kenny Mittelstadt, DACM, DC, L.Ac. Functional Medicine Practitioner and Mystery Illness Detective.
I help uncover the real reasons behind your unexplained symptoms, and I know one thing for certain: You're not crazy, and you're not alone.
This guide contains the same detective work I use every day to help patients just like you finally get answers – starting with what your doctor isn't telling you.
5 secret reasons your body might be holding on to weight, fatigue, and inflammation
Why your symptoms aren't a willpower issue
The truth about gut health, toxins, hormones, and stress (and how they quietly hijack your progress)
Why conventional approaches miss the mark and what functional medicine does differently
Next steps that go beyond diets and diagnoses so you can move from stuck to thriving
Actually feeling refreshed
(not dreading the day ahead)
Your brain fog lifted and you could think clearly again
Having enough energy to be present with your kids (not just surviving)
Your family saw you as vibrant and active (not "the sick one")
Feeling confident in your body again (instead of betrayed by it)
Doctors finally took you seriously (instead of dismissing your symptoms)
You had a clear roadmap to healing (not just another band-aid solution)
Most importantly... imagine feeling like YOURSELF again
It's time to get you unstuck so we can turn these around:
• Your career starts suffering more than it already has
• Your relationships become permanently strained
• Your kids only remember you as "the sick mom"
• Your symptoms become harder to reverse
• Another year passes feeling like a shadow of yourself
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